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So im getting some slow head from my new girl last night and just as she is about to get the money shot we hear some noise coming from the yard....Its her ex boyfriend raising hell and spinning through the grass....He hurried and left.

I asked her what all that was about and she said he was still pissed because she shoved a glass eye up his ass in a porta-potty once and refused to take it out for him.....she said he was in so much pain with that glass eye shoved in his ass that he ran over three mailboxes when he got in his snow plow.
 

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what the hell....
 

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So im getting some slow head from my new girl last night and just as she is about to get the money shot we hear some noise coming from the yard....Its her ex boyfriend raising hell and spinning through the grass....He hurried and left.

I asked her what all that was about and she said he was still pissed because she shoved a glass eye up his ass in a porta-potty once and refused to take it out for him.....she said he was in so much pain with that glass eye shoved in his ass that he ran over three mailboxes when he got in his snow plow.
lol the shit is kinda funny.
 

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i shit in a porta potty once....
 

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So im getting some slow head from my new girl last night and just as she is about to get the money shot we hear some noise coming from the yard....Its her ex boyfriend raising hell and spinning through the grass....He hurried and left.

I asked her what all that was about and she said he was still pissed because she shoved a glass eye up his ass in a porta-potty once and refused to take it out for him.....she said he was in so much pain with that glass eye shoved in his ass that he ran over three mailboxes when he got in his snow plow.
Getting head from a chick, you said you were gay last week.
 

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lmao.... here we go again
 
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