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I'm dammed near 72 so what does everybody use ta make it hard again??

I get up ta piss in the middle of the night or early in the morning and it's like 1-1/2" long!! Have ta stretch it out so I don't piss on myself!

And I am serious as a heart attack so don't laugh!!

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I'm dammed near 72 so what does everybody use ta make it hard again??

I get up ta piss in the middle of the night or early in the morning and it's like 1-1/2" long!! Have ta stretch it out so I don't piss on myself!

And I am serious as a heart attack so don't laugh!!

pdq67
The first thing you should do is go to your doctor and make sure your heart is in good enough condition to actually have sex, then if he/she sees fit, they will most likely prescribe you some ED pills like Viagra or Cialis, I can't believe you didn't already know that. :rolleyes:
 

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Thanks cepx111,

I know all of this but was checking in to see if it is REAL is all.

Slightly high BP so I need ta watch it is all.

And thanks for posting!

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Not a fan of viagra
1. It stuffs up my sinuses something terrible
2. It is THE angry boner pill, great for a night you plan to dip your lilly, therapeutic wise, useless
3. One night of fun and done

My go to is Cialis.
1. Opens blood vessels for better flow, not just to your man sword, but entire body- i use it for working out and to walk around 1/2 chubbed benefit. Ladies seeing ya packing a tube of salami, you get tired of getting laid- while i cannot vouge for that, its what i like to imagine :)
2. Lasts/stays in system about 3 days (i do 20mg)
3. Relaxes your prostate, so when ya do go pee, you pee like a fire hose vs typical old man- hard to start, then some dribbles, some forced small shots, more dribbles (all us old phucks can relate)

Cialis is good stuff, overall more benefits than that angry boner shit called viagra. I once, 2nd time trying it- had 100mg pills, split first one, 50mg; ehhhh sinuses got stuffed, headache, felt flush/warm. 2nd time i tried the entire 100mg pill....get da phuck outta here with that demonic buuuullshit. I had a piece of carbon steel in my pants for 26 fricken hours; my cack ached, hurt like a motherphucker!!! Wife thought it was funny, dickhead peaking about top of my pants, tented out like never before; “hey, lets go rent a movie, hey, feel like going to a restaurant for lunch, hey.....screw you woman, look at me, look at this goddamn thing, hey, why dont i bend you over and shag ya until you hurt like i do, hey, thats a great idea (then i got winded before damage could be completed:(

If i coulda stabbed an ice pick through my mushroom head to relieve all that pressure, i would’ve....it was 26hrs of hell.
 

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See a urologist, you may want to shrink that prostate a bit and you won't need any pills for your dick.
 

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there is this stuff called Trimix which is an injectable mix you inject in your penis. lasts up to 1-3 hours depending on how much you inject. Talk to your doctor and it may be covered by your healthcare. If you suffer from diabeties and other stuff this may work for you......but it is a needle put into your dick.
 

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Blood flow is reduced, need to increase it. But its a fact of life, lol.
We know longer walk around with a semi, it just is there until needed, lol.
 

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I am 72, and learned I was pre-diabetic a year ago. I've been on the keto-genic diet since then, eating mostly meat, mostly one meal a day. Down 42 pounds, and I can tell my testosterone is way UP (he he). Google and you will see it's common.
 

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stuffs expensive how you guys affording that
Some online “animal research” pharma places with liquid cialis, alot of UGL’s do various orals in a liquid form, this way you can precision dose it with a small 1mL child oral syringe.
 

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Some online “animal research” pharma places with liquid cialis, alot of UGL’s do various orals in a liquid form, this way you can precision dose it with a small 1mL child oral syringe.
1ml syringe? Do you squirt it in the eye of said trouser snake? :rolleyes:
 

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71, same issues. I found lack of libido is confounded by overthinking and is a self fulfilling prophecy. You worry about performing and sure as shit, you can't. I find that 5mg daily of Cialis does work well. Eliminates the hot flashes of the 20mg pill and actually gives you morning wood. A word of caution, if you drink much booze the positive aspects are diminished significantly. Tell you what those golden years folks talk about are actually rust! Good luck.
 

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Get your testosterone level checked. Typically it goes down after about 35 years old.
When I was about 50 Mine was down to 300 so I went on T replacement therapy. I went with a number of methods and they check your levels every couple weeks and ended up with injections every two weeks. Now I'm around 850. It works like you were 18 again.
 

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Citrulline malate 2.1 no side effects and lowers my blood pressure. Went from 136 over 84 to 111 over 66 . Crazy hard on while having sex also takes care of minor muscle achs .

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Someone mentioned testosterone. You should make sure your eating healthy fats and green veggies. Also check into zma and get your vitamin d checked . This worked for me until I started the ketogenic diet now I feel like a teenager fuck when I want and very little pain. Pain comes from arthritis btw.

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Turning 73 in September. Just had five way heart bypass surgery. Incredible recovery but still was lacking energy and stamina. Went to doctor and ask for testosterone test. Mine was in the toilet. 230 level. Minimum is 270 for someone my age. Also found out I am anemic. Starting treatment next week and will let you know pdg67. May take couple weeks to get level back up. But go tell your family doctor about problems. Old age is a bitch but remember a whole lot of individuals never get the chance to live long enough to find this out. Yeah pissing on your boots is messy. Hang in there. Or as much as it will hang. LOL.
 
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