Keith................wholly fuck dude! Not only is it hilarious but I can relate. I don't hear so well or more so, don't understand so well. I can hear any tick, ting, rumble, thump, thud, etc. any change or any oddity. I hear everyone speak but more often than not I have any idea what one just said. I hear the sounds and try to make it it into a usable sentence afterwords. A lot of times it doesn't happen. Kinda like Joe Dirt and the Cajun "Home is where you make it".............."wut, you like to see homo's naked?"
I've ruined songs for my wife when I would sing "mow the lawn, mow the lawn, like I know you would" instead of "move along, move along..........."
This guy has the same hearing impairment and has made something positive of it. Pretty fucking killer!