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and i turn around and there's fucking melted sorbet all over the god damned place.
it's like, straining for my fucking roommate to clean up apparently.

good god.
 

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Your roomate is acting out in response to your self mutilation (ear bar)
 

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hahahah.
no.
she never sweeps the floor, never mops, never takes the recycle out, dusting? out of the question.
alekbnfamvaefv.
 

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Ice Cream Wolfpack
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what the hell is sorbet? sounds french.
 

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THE ONE PLACE.... YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY FROM..... WHINNEY ASS WOMEN
 

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i have a fucking meeting to go to.
i'll be back and still pissed in a few minutes.
 

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so an ice cream for people like Elton John? That really sounds french:eek:
 

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THE ONE PLACE.... YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY FROM..... WHINNEY ASS WOMEN
i'd like to say, i didn't miss you while you were "gone".
:p
 

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Whats up west side homey, was she snoring while you were mopping?
 

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LOL I was wondering the same thing.....


The only thing that belongs in ice cream is vanilla, and chocolate... No fruit..
Maybe they are just not ******** like us and they know about classy ice cream and shit :smt102:rolleyes:
 

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Easy fix just mix a little dishwasher detergent in warm water about 1/4 to 3/4 water and put over stain for a few minutes. Let sit and wipe up. Light colored floors only not if a colored vinyl floor! (test a small spot out of the way of worried)

Then when your done smear butter all over it like in the YouTube video teach him/her a lesson.

Also helps clean bath tubs and showers after cleaning blocks and heads in it before the wife gets home or girlfriend comes over. Or if at hotel and you need to cover your tracks.
 

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hahahah.
no.
she never sweeps the floor, never mops, never takes the recycle out, dusting? out of the question.
alekbnfamvaefv.
Hi MOM!

As long as you are the one that does these things, she never will. If you stop doing these things (cleaning up after her) it turns into a contest of who can stand the most fifth before they sweep, mop, takes the trash out, etc.

Best advice you'll ever get:

Get rid of your roommate.
 

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Also helps clean bath tubs and showers after cleaning blocks and heads in it before the wife gets home or girlfriend comes over. Or if at hotel and you need to cover your tracks.
Practice much?? :p
 

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Maybe they are just not ******** like us and they know about classy ice cream and shit :smt102:rolleyes:
I dont think thats it... They just dont know whats good, so they have to fuck it up and believe it's good.. There is no way fruit is good in ice cream.. Unless it's vanilla ice cream with chunks of cherries and stuff like that....


Although, what are those deserts they take a blow torch too? Dont know what the hell it is, but man it's good... I ordered it at a place that I couldnt read the menu, so I just picked shit...
 

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Hi MOM!

As long as you are the one that does these things, she never will. If you stop doing these things (cleaning up after her) it turns into a contest of who can stand the most fifth before they sweep, mop, takes the trash out, etc.

Best advice you'll ever get:

Get rid of your roommate.
Problem being, it sounds like the OP is a much cleaner person and unless they are just unusually dedicated to winning the battle, gonna flip shit when the cockroaches start carrying off their clothing.

A better idea would be to sit down with the bitch and tell her that you want to have a clean house, but she needs to pull her weight. If that doesn't work, drag her outside by her hair, call the cops and tell them she threatened to kill you with a kitchen knife, and that should take care of your living situation.
 

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A better idea would be to sit down with the bitch and tell her that you want to have a clean house, but she needs to pull her weight. If that doesn't work, drag her outside by her hair, call the cops and tell them she threatened to kill you with a kitchen knife, and that should take care of your living situation.

Thats how we do it around here...... Dont know if it would work up there though... Either way, I bet it would settle her living situation, one way or another.
 
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