[Mark98SS]

Link: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/jesus-painting-restoration-makes-christ-1276477

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1275923.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/The+20th+century+Ecce+****-style+fresco+of+Christ+

I LOL'd

 

[12 Gage Racing]

Wtf, that has to be another painting. You can't fuck the original up that bad...

 

[Mark98SS]

It is a touch up of the original fresco. The photochops have already begun

 

[satansracer]

LOL

 

[Inbredjedd]

This guy took it a step beyond most. Christians get mad enough when you tell them Jesus couldn't have been white but not even human? He looks like an alien.

 

[frige]

I am sure it is true! It is the Mirror after all.

 

[434 Olds]

She`s going to hell for that one. LMAO.

 

[Inbredjedd]

If you really retouched an old painting wouldn't it be considered destroyed anyway? Even if the artist wasn't a 12 year old?

 

[Paul-ish]

Artist was an 80 year old lady. She was no artist and was never asked to fix it.
Pretty sure Jesus looked like a hairy monkey anyway.

 

[YeloBlaz11]

Yep Jesus was a Hairy Monkey . Historicaly this Jesus dude was probably dark , swarthy and hairy .
Certainly not these Anglo Saxon fantasy renderings

 

[Mark98SS]

This will be for sale on CL

 

[quickerstang]

did mr. bean do it?

 

[Paul2281]

You guys are fucking crazy,lol....The 80 year old lady shoulda left well enough alone with a paint brush and a 18th century painting......

 

[oztruck]

Evolution proved hey? Maybe Jesus was the missing link?? Now we need a pic of Mary swinging on a vine

 

[jonestre.]

Mark ! you are one talented guy. Can I buy toast rights?---Trevor

 

[TheEngineWorks.com]

Yep Jesus was a Hairy Monkey . Historicaly this Jesus dude was probably dark , swarthy and hairy .
Certainly not these Anglo Saxon fantasy renderings

Yep, the look of jesus wouldn't of been anything like the jesus that is passed around N. America, not even close, to what people looked like in that region, at that time, hell, or THIS time! Now archeologists have many, many skulls to base this off of, so it's not even close to a guess.. It's said jesus would of looked much more like this pic right here.. Now this is not some goofballs drawing, this is based of a hebrew skull of the 1st century, and involved a group of scientists... Problem with this is, it won't "sell" very good, so you have the light skinned, straight haired, blue eyed jesus, which is a big hoax, but yet people blinded by the light fall for it ever day!

 

[iceman46131]

They wanted to know what kinda paint she used, thinking they might be able to remove it....

 

[23Willys]

Yep, the look of jesus wouldn't of been anything like the jesus that is passed around N. America, not even close, to what people looked like in that region, at that time, hell, or THIS time! Now archeologists have many, many skulls to base this off of, so it's not even close to a guess.. It's said jesus would of looked much more like this pic right here.. Now this is not some goofballs drawing, this is based of a hebrew skull of the 1st century, and involved a group of scientists... Problem with this is, it won't "sell" very good, so you have the light skinned, straight haired, blue eyed jesus, which is a big hoax, but yet people blinded by the light fall for it ever day!

I just bought a wheel bearing tonight from a guy named Jesus, he looked just like that, but I thought he was Mexican.

 

[86svo]

We here is the south,we do not belive in the "White Jesus",it's "Black Jesus" for me....well maybe not black but sure as heck not white either...I would say the above pic is most likely a accurate depicition of Chirst.I'm white by the way.

Tim

 

[phoenixNFA]

did you guys know jesus was a jew?