That's better than the dumb-asses that decided it'd be fun to put a dildo on a cordless sawzall...
At 1:30 Sunday morning crews responded to a 27-year-old woman who was bleeding. According to both BayNet.com and our wusa9.com, firefighters and EMS workers quickly determined the cause of the woman's distress.
The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner. The blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
The injuries were serious enough that the woman was flown by Maryland State Police helicopter to the trauma center at Prince George's Hospital Center.
St. Mary's County Sheriff's Department officials said they would likely follow up to make sure this was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.
It is unclear exactly what prompted the experimentation in Southern Maryland, but it appears there are commercial devices sold on the Internet that combine power tools with sex toys that don't present the problems experienced with this home made device.