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One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. 'Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?' 'Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?' replied Batman.






'I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her.' 'Damn shame,' said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off.











Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. 'Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?'











'Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the best lay in Comicland, why don't you try her?' 'Well, we're sort of friends,' Superman said, 'but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much' and he flew off in frustration.











Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. He thought to himself, 'I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here.'











So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed __expression. 'What the hell was that??' she exclaimed. 'I don't know,' said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, 'but my ass is killing me.'


 

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That's a good one George but it's probably as old as you are!
 

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Three guys sitting in the delivery room at the hospital... One white guy,one black guy and one polish guy...

The doctor walks in and says there was some type of mix up. He said all three of you guys babies were born at the exact same time and we dont know wich baby belongs to who...

The doctor says your going to have to look at the baby's and indetify your child.

The white dude said I'll go first... After carefully thinking about it, he says " the black one is mine"

The black dude jumps up and say" You must be outa your god damn mind, You know damn well that aint your baby!!!!" What the hell is the matter with you, why did you pick the black baby? "

White dude says" Well I didnt want to take the 50/50 chance on getting the polish kid !!!! "
 

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Awsome I need a good laugh today!!! George I never heard the Invisable man joke so it couldn't be as old as you.
 

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That joke is so old,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,IT'S GOT GEORGE KLASS CRAP ON IT...:p
 

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that is very funny!
 

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Speaking of Superman, I had my Viagra perscription authorized by my doctor again yesterday, and he approved me for four (4) additional refills too. Look out, ladies!
 

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Viagra users, the real "men of steel". Plus, I have a few shares of Pfizer so everything is OK.

There is an old saying. Never invest in anything that doesn't go up in smoke or down the drain, or make a mans dick harder for a longer period of time, and you will always have a good investment.
 
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