Yellow Bullet Forums banner

1 - 1 of 1 Posts

641 Posts
Discussion Starter #1

Frank and Casey fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them,
They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Casey said 'Hang on, I have an idea'

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Frank said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'

Casey replied, ' Don't worry - just follow me.'

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
Of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Frank said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in?
We haven't got any money!!'

Casey replied, with a smile. Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers! '

They downed their drinks and Casey said,
'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go
on your knees and put it in your mouth.'

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Frank said ' Casey - I don't think I can do any more of this.
I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'

Casey said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'
1 - 1 of 1 Posts