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For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
merge and become:

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new
Titty Titty Bang Bang

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Hey since Seimens just bought Bayer Asprin, you gotta work that into it as well.

Idiot Savant
164,443 Posts
How do you make a dirty joke about Bayer Aspirin?

Here's my seconds viagra joke for you, though.

I was really tired so I asked my wife for a Simply sleep to get me out quickly.

She accidently gave me a Viagra....

I was up all night!!!

:smt041....I crack me up.....
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