We gotta new guy that I'm training who says Bertha's his kinda gal, she reminds him of his wife. He said he put her on a diet. Right now she's runnin about 320........he say's when she gets down to 250 he's gonna buy her some new teeth!
The other morning he was taking a shower after work, when he got out he kept hearing this, BEEP....BEEP......noise. He asked her WTF and looked out the back door. It was a Krispy Kream truck backing down the drive way. He looked at her, she shrugged and said she was "depressed" ..............suffice to say, this boy ain't right!! He'll fit in well with our crew :-D