Good to hear I took the day off work Friday as I was contemplating this tragic event. I did everything I could to change its course and steer away from you. I circled the earth about 41 times in reverse direction minus 3 degrees of its gravitational pull. I was going well over 11,007 mph, thus altering its current path by 14 miles. I am really tired from this gigantic feat and will rest easier knowing you are indeed safe. Now go grab some pints, montys buying.