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And make it look like an accident.

All the details you need is that it's a Pitch Pine:



It's in a back yard with no street access, and can't "bump" into it since it's not near the road.

It's in a sandy soil.

I'd appreciate tips. No evidence of foul play is required.....
 

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Chain Saw will do the trick... Insurance pays for stupidity but you posted it on the net so if they find it you are fucked
 

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Bonfire/Cookout...ooops it got way out of hand officer
NEVERMIND...just read this...

Pitch pine is one of the most fire resilient eastern conifers. Where fire kills the foliage, new needles are produced on new branches from suppressed buds on the bole. This adaptation allows for survival in a high frequency fire area such as the Pine Barrens of New Jersey. High resin content in this species produced the name "pitch pine". Early American settlers would often ignite pine knots for torches. Before the widespread use of the southern pines for naval stores, pitch pine was used in the United States for the production of turpentine and rosin.
 

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Grow a pair of balls and tell your wife the tree is a piece of shit and you hate cleaning up after it--it's coming down!!!
 

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A few applications of roundup and it'll just die away,,
 

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I took down an 18"+ pine w/ a .270 and a wind storm...
 

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Get a long drill bit for running cable from lowes ... There like 3ft long for the short ones ... Drill into the tree at a 45 deg angle to about the center of the tree ... Pour in some crossbow from the local feed and farm supply house ... Dead tree
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HA! Great answers.. It's not the wife's tree.....it's not her I have to deal with....

Needs to look like an accident so can't go drilling holes in the tree.
 

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Chain Saw will do the trick... Insurance pays for stupidity but you posted it on the net so if they find it you are fucked
How do I make that look like an accident? You must get HUGE insurance payments......
 

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18 inches tall? You should have just walked out and pulled it out of the ground by hand and saved your ammo. ;)

haha! diameter, and it was one of those typical 30' tall Florida pines.

My dad was pissed when it came down....I didn't think anything of it until he blamed me. I was busted when he showed me the marks inside of it from the bullets.
 

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Cut it down, have the stump ground and play stupid. I don't know what happened to the tree. What is the issue anyway with the tree?
 
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