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Why am I the only person who ever calls out racers for a match race?
Why do I always call out a "faster" person?
Why must I stir the pot to get people to race?
Why must I beat up on people who dont have a chance in hell for a come back?
Why must I say that you suck to acknowledge that you do?
Why must I show you my back bumper for you to understand that you can't beat the best?
Why must I school you in every topic?

Why you ask? Cause Im the only one here with balls!!!

Now lay on your back and have a taste!!!
:teabag
 

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2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You''l be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on balls.

pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick!
then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on balls.

(Chef Speaking:) sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.
It smells like something's burning.
Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.
My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow
on them, do something

Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
suck on my balls baby,
suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls.
Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)
 

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Yep just as I thought.. Look and have no balls to post back...

Jimmy since you are staff you only have 1 ball.. The other you have to earn.. Got that numb nut?
 

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well I think its only a matter of time until someone removes your doors for you, If I knew that my car would be totally finished I would match race ya @ the numidia nsca race but it won't be ready. But I do think Randy Lambert is gonna spank ya good.
 

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Monty, I won't get sucked in by your keyboard rants. Bring your Yellow Boner and your Salty Balls to any track, any time.
 

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Jim Monson said:
Monty, I won't get sucked in by your keyboard rants. Bring your Yellow Boner and your Salty Balls to any track, any time.
WHENS THIS RACE GONNA TAKE PLACE :p I Want to know exactly how long I must listen to this Garbage from 2 guysXXXXXXX 1 guy who doesn't even have the POS off the R&D Drawing Board :shock:










Can I have the other ball now :roll: ???
 

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Why do I always call out a "faster" person?
I called ya out and you just danced... :(

After Jimmy spanks your butt, then we can talk AND I WILL EVEN TRY TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE A LENCO BY THEN!!!!

BTW-My Ole balls are saltier than yours!
 

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Monty, You have a way of getting to people like no other.......let me take you back to about a little over a year ago when you "keyboard whipped" a certain individual from TROY MI..........he allegedly resorted to insulting people over the intercom at the BK...hijacked the frequency if I recall correctly








Intercom bandit has it his way at Burger King drive-through

By Mike Martindale / The Detroit News



Max Ortiz / The Detroit News


Police are seeking the person who took control of a food-ordering speaker -- like this one in Detroit -- at a Burger King in Troy.



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TROY — Customers at a Troy Burger King are getting something extra with their orders that’s a little harder to swallow than a Whopper.

Police are looking for the person who has found a way to broadcast on the same frequency as a Burger King drive-through speaker, and has interrupted business transactions three times, most recently Tuesday, with obscene remarks to startled customers.

When the 41-year-old manager went outside to apologize to customers and look for the source of the salty talk, a voice boomed out of the outdoor speaker: “There’s nothing you or the police can do about this, so get your fat ass back inside and take your goons with you,” according to Troy Police Lt. Gerry Scherlinck.

Police suspect the calls are being made by a radio transmitter or walkie-talkie near the restaurant.

Kevin Barnes, a spokesman for Michigan Multi King, which owns the restaurant, said his company wants to keep the incidents low-key.

“It’s rare, but I’ve heard this has happened at other businesses,” he said.

Illegal use of a telecommunications device is a misdemeanor in Troy.
 

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Hey Meek-Ho ya want some of the Dairy Queen Cruiser be at MMM for the first STS. I won't suck yer balls but I will throw water balloons on the starting line...YA UNINUTTED WEASEL DIC.... :shock:
 

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:roll: Is anyone really gonna step up..

So far I got..

When I get a car!
When I finish my car!
When I learn how to drive my car!

Will anyone really step up without fear of the Yellow Bullet? :-D
 
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