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What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?





A crazy bitch who will find you
 

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simple but effective
 

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HA HA it was pretty good.
 

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An OLDY, but popular with the Married crowd<<>>

> > > > A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead

> > of

> > > > going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and

> > > > spending his entire paycheck.

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> > > > When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a

> > >very

> > > > angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade

> > befitting

> > > > his

> > > > actions.

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> > > > Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How

>would

> > >you

> > > > like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

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> > > > To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

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> > > > Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

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> > > > Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

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> > > > Thursday, the swelling went down just enough to where he could see her

> > a

> > > > little out of the corner of one eye.

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What do you get when you cross a mule with a jar of peanut butter?




A SANDWICH WITH LONG EARS AND A PIECE OF ASS THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH!!
 

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What's the difference between the circus and the Rocketts?







The circus has a cunning array of stunts.
 

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A Penis Study

In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study. After three years of research and $250,000, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The University of Alabama, unsatisfied with these findings, spent $13.27 (for a Playboy, Penthouse, and case of Old Milwaukee) and concluded it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead. :-D
 
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