[427tbolt]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used boots size 14-16 work boots
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!

 

[looking4vr]

Thats pretty good

 

[taxman]

Don't forget to spread some blood from the slaughterhouse around the steps and walkway!

 

[Armen]

I like it! LOL.... It might just work

 

[Rich_1028]

lol
would work great durring the daytime,what about at night?

 

[kennym]

Thats a good one,at night you can pull a JOE HORN on them.lol

 

[tom351]

what if they go in a window?

 

[SUPERGAS565]

Shoot every one of my neighbors in Looneyville, WV have the same system...

Rick

 

[Hollagraphik]

LMAO @ Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim

 

[qwiknotch]

I like it! LOL.... It might just work

Like that shit will work in California, Armen...

 

[fasteach]

...kinda sounds like MY house, come to think of it. My dad's name is Jim, but we call him Bubba. (seriously)

Duke

 

[fastford577]

lol i have a pitbull.....her name is precious if that tells you anything. Damn dog wont even bark.:axe: