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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used boots size 14-16 work boots
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside

INSTALLATION COMPLETE
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lol
would work great durring the daytime,what about at night?
 

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Thats a good one,at night you can pull a JOE HORN on them.lol
 

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Shoot every one of my neighbors in Looneyville, WV have the same system...:cool:

Rick
 
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