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cynic/realist
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Glad my relatives weren't from Kentucky...


Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went
into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to
assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high s o I can see what
I am doing!'

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the doctor,
'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think theres another one
coming.'

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern
up, don't set it down there's another one!' Said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in a hurry
to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one coming!' cried the
doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, .. . .
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'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?'


 

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vittu sinua
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fuck, hahahahah.
 
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