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:smt005 Can't help it. Laughing so hard at this that I just had to post: :smt005


LEROY AND THE GATOR

A filthy rich man in North Carolina decided that he wanted to throw a
party so he invited all his rich friends in the area. He also invited
Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around
the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the
gator with all his might. Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with
his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the
gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind
of Judo Instructor. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising
hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like
a k-mart gold fish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says,
"Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"I don't want it," said Leroy.

"You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

I don't want it," insisted Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
really amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock
options?"

"I don't want them", said Leroy.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!"
 
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