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I need to send a PDF that is 8mb and that site will only take 2mb. I am using Adobe 9 and for the life of me I cannot figure out how to compress the file. Anyone know how to do it, if it is even possible?
 

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1.) Print the file off and staple all pages together.

2.) Fold the newly created packet in half.

3.) Spray the packet with compressed air.

4.) Put the sprayed packet in a Bench Vise.

4a.) Turn until your hand hurts.

4b.) Turn the other way, repeat.

5.) Torque it down to 100ft pounds.

6.) Break torque wrench and attempt to return to Craftsman.

7.) Get pissed after realizing they don't have lifetime warranties on torque wrenches.

8.) Take newly created anger out on torqued/sprayed packed by jumping up and down on it.

9.) Your PDF should be much smaller now!
 

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I have tried put it into a zip fold and sending it that way but that didn't work. Maybe I did something wrong. I saw that website and those instructions don't make sense, they don't apply to Adobe 9 which is what I am using to view the PDF with.
 

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1.) Print the file off and staple all pages together.

2.) Fold the newly created packet in half.

3.) Spray the packet with compressed air.

4.) Put the sprayed packet in a Bench Vise.

4a.) Turn until your hand hurts.

4b.) Turn the other way, repeat.

5.) Torque it down to 100ft pounds.

6.) Break torque wrench and attempt to return to Craftsman.

7.) Get pissed after realizing they don't have lifetime warranties on torque wrenches.

8.) Take newly created anger out on torqued/sprayed packed by jumping up and down on it.

9.) Your PDF should be much smaller now!
LOL I have been at this for 2hrs and getting no where, I like your thinking.
 

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Thats like asking to compress a JPEG man. It's already a compressed format, you can't compress it more.
 
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