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A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sitsdown
next to her, and asks her: "Can we havesex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."She stands up, and gets off
at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sexwith her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to thecemetery every Tuesday
night at midnight to pray, so all you have to dois dress up in
a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuffin your
beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming tobe God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in thecemetery
dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hoodlow about his
face. "Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restricthimself to
anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose hervirginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he
finishes, he jumps up and throws back hishood with a
flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!


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that's messed up but funny
 

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hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

Thats great!!
 

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Whooops! Unexpected turn.:smt078
 

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It was never stated the bus driver was male or female, but all you fags immediately thought of gay ass sex... Fucking homos!!!:p
 
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