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Has to be another YB Member from Michigan...
A Senior Citizen in St. Joe bought a brand new Corvette convertible.
He took off down I-196, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought as he roared down the Ford Freeway.
He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue light flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
"He pulled over to the side of the road at the Glenn ramp and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Michigan State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
He took off down I-196, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought as he roared down the Ford Freeway.
He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue light flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
"He pulled over to the side of the road at the Glenn ramp and waited for the trooper to catch up with him.
The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Michigan State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
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We all know that this is an urban myth....why?
Because if it were true the guy would still be runnning, he would have never stopped in the first place.....LMFAO!!!!!!!
Because if it were true the guy would still be runnning, he would have never stopped in the first place.....LMFAO!!!!!!!
Amen....rather go to the pokey AGAIN.......
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