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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all
medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was
looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a
prescription for birth control pills.

'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?'

'Yes, they help me to sleep at night.'

'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!'

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. 'Yes dear, I know
But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange
juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks . . . . And believe me,
it helps me sleep at night!'
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