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Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall...</SPAN> </SPAN>
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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. </SPAN>He approached a uniformed policeman and said, 'I've lost my grandpa!'</SPAN>
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The cop asked, 'What's he like?'</SPAN>
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</SPAN>The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,</SPAN>
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</SPAN>'Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.'</SPAN>