Got a weird package in the mail..

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SomeWhatStock

Discussion Starter · Jan 19, 2011

Someone sent a DISGUSTING nightgown to my house on accident. It was hard to understand the return information because the writing was upside down, but it smelled like a dozen hookers got fucked raw in a pigs pen. I mean this thing is stained, ripped, smells like death, and looks like something a 100 year old woman was buried in.

WTF is wrong with people in this world. Think someone sent it as a joke on me? Or do you think that someone on this planet was actually expecting this thing.

I think there is some blood on it too.

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i_miss_racing!

· #2 · Jan 19, 2011

WTF??

Coops

· #3 · Jan 19, 2011

...thath dithguthting Will!

ReiKo

· #4 · Jan 19, 2011

Happy Birthday...

rgearhead

· #5 · Jan 19, 2011

pic's of you in it, or it didnt Happen

Positive Karma

· #6 · Jan 19, 2011

This reminds me of the time when I dipped my cock in boiling wax to give it a firm shell. Remember that time? I stuck it in and you said "I'm not sure about this." But then I put it in and walked up and then we both cried. Then I gave you that reach around and all those hairy guys from the polar bear club joined in and they all had nicknames but you didn't have one yet. So they called you "Big Bear." Yea I remember when you got that name.....memories.

Randy Warr

· #7 · Jan 19, 2011

so it did get shipped and you got it !!! lol

OOLD GEEZER

· #8 · Jan 19, 2011

Wear it with pride!!! :smt082 :smt082

SomeWhatStock

Discussion Starter · #9 · Jan 19, 2011

Positive Karma said:
This reminds me of the time when I dipped my cock in boiling wax to give it a firm shell. Remember that time? I stuck it in and you said "I'm not sure about this." But then I put it in and walked up and then we both cried. Then I gave you that reach around and all those hairy guys from the polar bear club joined in and they all had nicknames but you didn't have one yet. So they called you "Big Bear." Yea I remember when you got that name.....memories.

oh those were the days

SomeWhatStock

Discussion Starter · #10 · Jan 19, 2011

rgearhead said:
pic's of you in it, or it didnt Happen

no way... this is some foul ass shit

Coops

· #11 · Jan 19, 2011

SomeWhatStock said:
no way... this is some foul ass shit

Someone told me that package wasn't meant for you, it was sent to Mike of Motard Town......be a sweetie and send it on to him will you?

SomeWhatStock

Discussion Starter · #12 · Jan 19, 2011

Coops said:
Someone told me that package wasn't meant for you, it was sent to Mike of Motard Town......be a sweetie and send it on to him will you?

sure, send me a fedex label. email it now because im ready to toss this thing into my ex girlfriends yard

JHaleyH374

· #13 · Jan 19, 2011

:smt082:smt082

SomeWhatStock

Discussion Starter · #14 · Jan 19, 2011

It just fucking moved!!!!!!!

playbert

· #15 · Jan 19, 2011

SomeWhatStock said:
It just fucking moved!!!!!!!

are you speaking of...your dick, your nose every time you sniff it, or the gown it self .........:smt100

SomeWhatStock

Discussion Starter · #16 · Jan 19, 2011

playbert said:
are you speaking of...your dick, your nose every time you sniff it, or the gown it self .........:smt100

all of the above... I was thinking about the decomposing corpse that once wore this thing and got a little turned on. a little

dick burt

· #17 · Jan 19, 2011

Might better send Jesse ventura to speak with coops & CAPLOCKS...:smt084:-D lol..

Mr.ED

· #18 · Jan 19, 2011

Positive Karma said:
This reminds me of the time when I dipped my cock in boiling wax to give it a firm shell. Remember that time? I stuck it in and you said "I'm not sure about this." But then I put it in and walked up and then we both cried. Then I gave you that reach around and all those hairy guys from the polar bear club joined in and they all had nicknames but you didn't have one yet. So they called you "Big Bear." Yea I remember when you got that name.....memories.

I was feelin' for the bloke until I read your reply, you goofy bastard...hahahahaha!!!
Fuckin' poor guy!!!hahahaha! holly shit.
Haha oh thats so bad...

614streets

· #19 · Jan 19, 2011

how many times did you try it on?

Mr.ED

· #20 · Jan 19, 2011

SomeWhatStock said:
Someone sent a DISGUSTING nightgown to my house on accident. It was hard to understand the return information because the writing was upside down, but it smelled like a dozen hookers got fucked raw in a pigs pen. I mean this thing is stained, ripped, smells like death, and looks like something a 100 year old woman was buried in.

WTF is wrong with people in this world. Think someone sent it as a joke on me? Or do you think that someone on this planet was actually expecting this thing.

I think there is some blood on it too.

Fucking hell mate...what the fuck??????

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