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Here in Texas, where I live, there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his right hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down he window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” Which means: (“Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh** in it.”)
The man shouted back: “I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.”
The rancher replied: “Use both hands. You'll get more.”
 

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WE USED TO RIDE THE RAPIDS THERE.....AND HIT THE SHLITERBAUN....AND ALL THAT SHIT AS KIDS...PRETTY COOL PLACE!
 

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Only place I've ever been with Polka joints.
 
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