No wonder stuff never gets done around here, every time there are chores to do my wife gets a case of the shits. My wife has books about constipation on the kitchen table. We must have 10 or 12 going shit or not going medicines(smooth shit, lumpy shit, speed it up shit medicine, slow it down shit medicine, don't shit, more shit ,less shit, we have shit medicines for the kids) I'm the only one that shits normally and I don't take any of the shit meds. Go figure.