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stolen from GDR
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first love making encounter. In his highly aroused
state her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years,
with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and
other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in
a drunken state. He explained that his employer was going through a process
of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the
age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near
what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of
deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she! showed him
certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2
million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in
the bank. She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"

THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM! Sometimes men just don't know when to keep their
mouths shut.
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