[Michael Lanigan]

...yep, every single person there is going to die. I guarantee it.

Also, every single person who buys a coke there is going to die...

Everyone that buys a hot dog too.

Everyone who has brought their own golf cart because they are too lazy to walk is going to die too.

Yep. Everyone.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

Anyone who eats a salad? Yep, dead.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

Drink a bottle of water? Yes, you will die.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

100% of people who drive a car today will also die.

 

[VSAdmin]

I bought ice, will I live?

Jeff

 

[Michael Lanigan]

None, your going to cark it also.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

The guy that sold you the ice? Yep, he is a goner.

 

[61-4SPEED]

you're fucked up dude

 

[Michael Lanigan]

No, drunk.

 

[Heavy Chevy II]

Hope this thread dies, NOW.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

Every single person who gets drunk today, yes, you guessed it. They will die.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

Sorry, but hoping this thread will die? Futile. I can confirm that you will die also.

 

[forcd02]

The OP is going to die, if not already

 

[Michael Lanigan]

If you bought a medium rare t bone steak today at hooters, yes, you will cease to live also.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

The OP is going to die, if not already

Yes, you are 100% correct.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

Air is lethal. Every single person who breathes air will die.

 

[Coachk]

No, drunk.

You suck as a drunk..... I bet you're drinking alone....

.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

Every website owner who has a yellow camaro with a trunk full of dildos is going to expire.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

You suck as a drunk..... I bet you're drinking alone....

.

Worse, drunk, in bed, alone.

The guy who made the bourbon I drank tonight? He is going to die also.

 

[Michael Lanigan]

100% of people that eat cheese are going to die. Not 98%, not 99%, all of them.