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Since there's a thread on muff diving I figured why not one about eating ass! So who eats their old lady's (or some of y'all boyfriend) ass? An old guy once told me the best way to a woman's heart is through her asshole!
 

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Here we go
 

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Normally, these type of questions result in one of two responses, the same as you'd expect when you ask some guy if he jacks off - either "NO", or "I used to, but I quit."
As the question, I doubt there's 1 out of 100 men who haven't at least tried it at one point in their lives.
 

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As someone who grew up with transistor radios the process is a lot more familiar,

See back then to test a 9v battery you would simply touch your tongue to the terminals.....if you had to jerk your tongue away immediately it meant the battery had a full charge.

Its kinda the same with chocolate starfish, a quick stab with a darting motion to access the voltage is always a good idea before committing to the full process.
 

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Should have made it a poll, then you could have asked plain or with grape jelly.
 

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Since there's a thread on muff diving I figured why not one about eating ass! So who eats their old lady's (or some of y'all boyfriend) ass? The father of irocboyz once told me the best way to a woman's heart is through her asshole!
They are pro's in the ass eating biz
 

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One time, Asian girl, I think I got sick from it, never again.


My Buddy was in the company of a pay for play kinda girl and he visited her recently.
Well he tells me he thinks he got some kind of STD in his mouth.
Says he was eating her out and he might have grazed the starfish with tongue. He's freaking out, goes to the doc and tests all came back clear, lucky him.
Have to ask him next time I see him if he's still into tossing the salad.
 

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Irocboy is the king of ass eating ,pm him
 

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Once drunk as fuck, woke up with a really bad taste in my mouth. Once was enough the pussy tastes much better!:p
 

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When Irocboyz makes a thread about eating ass, it's a Yellowbullet classic.


When someone else does it, it's sad and lonely.
 
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