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Holy crap - this is hilarious, you gotta see this auction description.

Repost? - then suck a dick.


http://www.ebay.com/itm/161407336934




This vehicle is a Very Special. Secret Service Police Interceptor in Show condition. You can thank the Government for this. Motorcades usually only go 45mph.If being shots are fired they bring it up to 150mph. After use of the vehicle the give the car and 18 point check before it is used again for Service! Garaged ONLY. The vehicle was Stationed In Tallahassee Florida which is the Capitol Of Florida.
The program with the full package of great Beauty and Honor! This vehicle I have had for many years. They had the vehicle for 8 years before I acquired it. I was never going to sell This this Vehicle . But Cancer will change your Perspective of your thinking. Bold in her temperament. She likes to be noticed. The First thing when I get a vehicle is to challenge it. My Brother and I have Built A 360 degree
System off of the Cobra Unit. It tells me where the cars are and frequency response, they are using and there speed if in motion or sitting. My Brother works for Government and has access to items
That civilians are not able to touch. My Brother went to MIT.
I always take Every Vehicle I buy, I put through this Stress test. I take the Vehicle to down to Alligator Alley which is 200 miles of strait out Pavement. For stress test. I bring it up to 160 mph and I keep that up for 20 minutes. Use the turn around and do 150 for twenty minutes Back. This tells me if there are any problems with the vehicle, leaks, hoses, everything on the Vehicle is in Great working order. I could use a Dyno but it takes to much rubber off the rear tires.




So she going the speed limit on I-75 you will back up traffic for miles.
This vehicle stands out like a Stallion. I have a $500.00 Hypertech Computer Programmer. It truly changes the motor to whatever you need. You can program the motor, for severe limits. Taking out the Gov. Limiter. The vehicle was 135, now the sky is the limit. While in Service they take out the Gov.
What R.P.M.S do you want your gears to Change at. 5,800 RPM in first, second the same 5,800 third is at 4,900 then 4th at 7,500 RPM.
I still have two thousand RPM from the 7,000 to 9,000 Rpm.
Options to choose from. She has been garaged all her Life. SS Motor in it The Stereo in this vehicle had never been used, except 20 hours that I have used it has only is fantastic, the air is, Cold as ice and as hot as you want too! This vehicle is new inside and out. No wear anywhere.
It’s like buying this vehicle off the Showroom Floor.
It’s like Christmas to own this vehicle alone, every day of every month, of every year.
Rarity: This vehicle was made for the Secret Service. Now what you must know! All CIA or FBI, Secret Service are stamped Police. So that cars and agency’s so they do not get Targeted All If you could find this model in this condition. It will never be found. I know for a fact, all you can find wrecked or doesn’t exists.
I have spent well over the $18,000.00 into her. When I received the vehicle is it was perfect. I wanted a show car. My friend has a Multimillion Dollar business man. He is really a Chevy Man, Master mechanic at all, and been in business for over 25 years. Speaks with severe Knowledge. People from all over the U.S bring their vehicles to Him. They know his incredible Team of Master Mechanics. One master Mechanic to be, For Lamborghini, Ferrari Early Corvette’s , Rolls Royce, Bmw, Mercedes Category of manufacture. For his Pro master Mechanics Team as one. Even though he has Plenty of Lambos, Ferraris, to work on. He is the best. I have known him for 13 yrs., That is allot cars I have owned. He took these vehicles and went over it from top to bottom. I am a person of severe attendance to detail, Emotional attachment. I am anal retentive When it becomes perfect by man’s Standards today. I am the best at this. Change oil every two thousand miles with the Best. Castro oil for older cars. Every 20,000 miles you put new deferential Fluid in, I have a book of my thinking and ways, The components are perfect. Never ever had that car sitting for one month. I take her out for a 30 mile run. Put the key into the ignition turn and she starts at 1 crank. Boom, Boy does this car rumble. It sounds like it has a 427 motor in it. To sum things up.
Whoever purchases this vehicle will be tested on its future uses and commitment. Or I will not sell this vehicle to people that are going abuse the vehicle.
P.S This motor will take a Super Charger on it. Now you’re talking! 550hp To 625 horsepower on a DYNO. If you want all the procedures to doing this: I know. You will be changing a few things her and there. I already Did this with the same car,1995. Boy oh Boy. What a Huge Difference in this vehicle. It cost me $5,000. I sold this vehicle for $25,500.00.

This motor has titanium alloy Valve covers. You cannot blow this Engine. It’s impossible!
If I didn’t have Cancer. I was would have put a Supercharge on her, and just Fly like Wind

If you are to buy the vehicle, you Must Put $500 Down to Pay Pal. The Rest will be Payed In Cash When the vehicle is picked up.
I am Not responsible FOR SHIPPING.

Thank you Sincerely


 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT FIND !!
 

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"YOU CAN'T BLOW THE MOTOR"
 

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"YOU CAN'T BLOW THE MOTOR"
My favorite part.

I always take Every Vehicle I buy, I put through this Stress test. I take the Vehicle to down to Alligator Alley which is 200 miles of strait out Pavement. For stress test. I bring it up to 160 mph and I keep that up for 20 minutes. Use the turn around and do 150 for twenty minutes Back. This tells me if there are any problems with the vehicle, leaks, hoses, everything on the Vehicle is in Great working order. I could use a Dyno but it takes to much rubber off the rear tires
 

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Op = yb idiot. So what its a 1994 with a mile long fable, whats your point. Is the guy WAYY out of line asking $17,500 and gettin $12,000 if it is in mint condition? Look at all the jerkoff's That want $25,000 for their shitbox 1995 impala ss. Maybe the cancer spread to his ead a bit? But does he really deserve a YB verbal beating for is ad? I think not and ave seen way bigger losers post less for more on ere. Hey its my 2 cents. And anyone makin fun of the guy that may be screwed from cancer is a jackoff. I am sure carolina girl will jump on the bandwagon she knows jack about. lol. There are people who have cancer and it does affect their brain. He is probably a good dude with some major problems obviously.
 

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Op = yb idiot. So what its a 1994 with a mile long fable, whats your point. Is the guy WAYY out of line asking $17,500 and gettin $12,000 if it is in mint condition? Look at all the jerkoff's That want $25,000 for their shitbox 1995 impala ss. Maybe the cancer spread to his ead a bit? But does he really deserve a YB verbal beating for is ad? I think not and ave seen way bigger losers post less for more on ere. Hey its my 2 cents.
I'm glad you didn't have 4¢.
 

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xnay on the enay
 

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Op = yb idiot. So what its a 1994 with a mile long fable, whats your point. Is the guy WAYY out of line asking $17,500 and gettin $12,000 if it is in mint condition? Look at all the jerkoff's That want $25,000 for their shitbox 1995 impala ss. Maybe the cancer spread to his ead a bit? But does he really deserve a YB verbal beating for is ad? I think not and ave seen way bigger losers post less for more on ere. Hey its my 2 cents. And anyone makin fun of the guy that may be screwed from cancer is a jackoff. I am sure carolina girl will jump on the bandwagon she knows jack about. lol. There are people who have cancer and it does affect their brain. He is probably a good dude with some major problems obviously.

So you are the seller huh?
 

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This motor has titanium alloy Valve covers. You cannot blow this Engine. It’s impossible!

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I read the description picturing a POS but that's a really nice car actually. Not worth anywhere near his asking price but id love to own that for maybe $4500
 

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op whats your enay bidder handle .:)
 

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I read the description picturing a POS but that's a really nice car actually. Not worth anywhere near his asking price but id love to own that for maybe $4500
looking at the pics of the car i was thinking the same thing, that is a clean car. high on the price but clean
 
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