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- A right-lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same drivers to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels.

- Turn signals will give away your next move. A real driver never uses them.

- Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

- Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered 'going with the flow.'

- The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.

- Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork.

- Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
 

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You must have driven in The DFW area before...those are just givens around here...lol
 

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Stop signs with a white border are optional.

Mirrors are for queers.

when in trouble, throttle down and drive through it.
 

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You must have driven in The DFW area before...those are just givens around here...lol
Thats funny, I use to work with a guy that went to Texas for whatever reason, anyway..he was only supposed to be gone a week..a week surpasses, he isn't back yet. We later find out he was hit by a car..as he was walking...down the sidewalk!! :smt082:smt082
 

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Stop signs with a white border are optional.

Mirrors are for queers.

when in trouble, throttle down and drive through it.
I have been on here for a few months now. An honestly, I thought at some point I might see you actully post something constructive and intelligent. But it just doen't look like there is any hope for that anytime soon. :p
 
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