[Mean Lx]

I was driving through Texas and my truck/trailer broke down in Ft. Worth. Just recently divorced and the ex somehow had my accounts frozen. Just about out of cash, so I try to make a few bucks to get my truck fixed. I approach some asshole in a truck with Kentucky plates and ask if he would like to buy my Rolex cheap so I could get back on the road. He goes ballistic and basically threatens to kill me with sulphuric acid. What the phuck is this world coming to? James

 

[Footy]

I was driving through Texas and my truck/trailer broke down in Ft. Worth. Just recently divorced and the ex somehow had my accounts frozen. Just about out of cash, so I try to make a few bucks to get my truck fixed. I approach some asshole in a truck with Kentucky plates and ask if he would like to buy my Rolex cheap so I could get back on the road. He goes ballistic and basically threatens to kill me with sulphuric acid. What the phuck is this world coming to? James

Was he grilling chicken,on his foreman grill?Dude you picked the wrong man....

 

[Monkeybutt 2000]

You approached some random guy and tried to sell him your watch? Whatcha' think was gonna' happen?

 

[Blown Camaro]

No, that wasn't the problem. The problem was when YOU offerered to suck his dick for $20 and got shot down. Now you are posting it on the internet!

 

[boostedbowtie]

Your lucky he didnt kill you .

Take it to a pawn shop .


Or is this just a thread to make fun of another thread ?

If not , sorry for your bad luck .

 

[Mean Lx]

No, that wasn't the problem. The problem was when YOU offerered to suck his dick for $20 and got shot down. Now you are posting it on the internet!

:smt082:smt082:smt082

 

[Mean Lx]

He was eating and his wife called him Jim, John or Jack? Hell, all I can remember is how outraged he was! James

 

[Monkeybutt 2000]

He was eating and his wife called him Jim, John or Jack? Hell, all I can remember is how outraged he was! James

Sounds like a 3 wisemen to me.

 

[boostedbowtie]

OK , found the Liljohn thread .

OP , phuck off and Fords suck big hairy balls . lol

 

[Suicidal Racing]

shit johns thread is from a yr ago..lol

 

[boostedbowtie]

shit johns thread is from a yr ago..lol

Thats funny .

Makes this thread that much more useless .

 

[flyingdutchmanfc]

You shoulda had your wife offer up a 20 dollar blow job instead, he probably would have went for that.

 

[rocchio]

Take it to American Jewelry & Loan ! Lol

 

[GKsGS400]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=VETB1VcbYdU&NR