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After great consideration at lunch, I now realize I already have a dilemma... My daughter has a couple of woke lesbian friends and I'm really disappointed with that fact. Thanks to the incredible insight of a few wise folks here, I've now learned to accept that my woke liberal commie daughter is the downfall of the US society and the cause of the burning in the streets. So my questions...

When I tell people on the internet that she is the cause of the burning in the streets, do I find a thread where people have tried to compliment my daughter for her good deeds and spring it on those unknowing folks what a traitorous cunt she is? Or do I just start an entirely new thread that proclaims what a traitorous cunt she is?

Unfortunately, she has yet to marry. So her infidelity to her husband cannot also be called into question as of yet. Nor her fucking lies about her "perfect" marriage. Given enough time, there might be hope for catching her making those horrendous mistakes too. But alas, we are not there yet...

So I've already come to terms that she should be burned at the stake for her traitorous woke liberal commie actions (though my heart is really torn about that one). But my real dilemma... Do "I" have to piss on her smoldering ashes, or can someone else do that for me? I'm good with pissing on Dolly's smoldering ashes as she burns in hell, because I don't have any personal connection to her. But call me a pussy (in addition to all my other desriptions earlier in this thread), I just don't think I have it in me to piss on my daughter's smoldering ashes...
Dude, I think even the watered down version of YB tobt is little too much for you to handle. You deff would have offended in the old uncensored version . You're taking this shit way too serious.
 

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Dude, I think even the watered down version of YB tobt is little too much for you to handle. You deff would have offended in the old uncensored version . You're taking this shit way too serious.
I just asked whether I need to be the one to piss on my own daughter's smoldering ashes. You think I'm too sensitive and get offended easily? YOU are the one that is genuinely offended by Dolly Freaking Parton changing the name of a fucking show at fucking Dollywood!!! And YOU are the one who is pissed off because she had the nerve to call her marriage perfect.

Given those facts... Who, exactly, is the one who seems to get offended too easily?

We are now on page 11 of a thread on how YOU are offended by Dolly Freaking Parton!!!

And I've been here since 2008. Do you really want to try and instruct me about "old uncensored" version too?
 

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I just asked whether I need to be the one to piss on my own daughter's smoldering ashes. You think I'm too sensitive and get offended easily? YOU are the one that is genuinely offended by Dolly Freaking Parton changing the name of a fucking show at fucking Dollywood!!! And YOU are the one who is pissed off because she had the nerve to call her marriage perfect.

Given those facts... Who, exactly, is the one who seems to get offended too easily?

We are now on page 11 of a thread on how YOU are offended by Dolly Freaking Parton!!!
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And I've been here since 2008. Do you really want to try and instruct me about "old uncensored" version too?
If you keep posting you might break you're average of .94 posts per month.
 

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If you keep posting you might break you're average of .94 posts per month.
Doubt it. I actually have a life and have real issues to deal with. So I don't feel the need to run up a post count by complaining about Dolly Freaking Parton changing the name of a fucking show at fucking Dollywood, or whatever other important matters you seem to think the world needs to know genuinely offend you. I've heard baby otters can be real fucking menaces. Want me to start a thread about how adorable those are so you can proclaim to the world how fucking offensive they are too?

Thanks for the laughs though! I am seriously intrigued and am getting a real kick out of the fact that people actually find Dolly Freaking Parton offensive!
 

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Don't you bail on me now. I need your wisdom and guidance. I got some heavy shit to deal with! Would have never even realized I had an issue if it weren't for your guidance.
This site has really gone downhill. First they started censoring offensive language. Then they moved the porn. Then we have people crying about us picking on poor little Dolly. And now we have people failing to provide the mandatory titty pictures. Tough times indeed...
 

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I think we hurt his little feelers talking bad about Dolly. Under the new revised YB do we have to apologize now?
 

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This site has really gone downhill. First they started censoring offensive language. Then they moved the porn. Then we have people crying about us picking on poor little Dolly. And now we have people failing to provide the mandatory titty pictures. Tough times indeed...
Those fucking Canadians must have moved the pictures on me... They have sent this site straight to the shitter... What the hell do we do?

And point out who is crying about us picking on Dolly! I'll set those fuckers straight in a second about what a traitorous fucking whore she is.

I'm going to be away from the computer for a while doing actual racing stuff (or at least I'm going to say I am)... I've left my cell number with someone who is monitoring this thread closely for new breaking news on Dolly's nefarious deeds. If anything urgent breaks, they have been given strict instructions to get in touch with me so I don't miss out.

And I'm staying WELL hydrated just in case you guys get too antsy and decide to burn Dolly at the stake without me. I REFUSE to miss out on pissing on her smoldering ashes!

Thanks for setting me and the world straight about Dolly Freaking Parton! I am so much more enlightened now thanks to you two.
 

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Did someone say titty pics?
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Those fucking Canadians must have moved the pictures on me... They have sent this site straight to the shitter... What the hell do we do?

And point out who is crying about us picking on Dolly! I'll set those fuckers straight in a second about what a traitorous fucking whore she is.

I'm going to be away from the computer for a while doing actual racing stuff (or at least I'm going to say I am)... I've left my cell number with someone who is monitoring this thread closely for new breaking news on Dolly's nefarious deeds. If anything urgent breaks, they have been given strict instructions to get in touch with me so I don't miss out.

And I'm staying WELL hydrated just in case you guys get too antsy and decide to burn Dolly at the stake without me. I REFUSE to miss out on pissing on her smoldering ashes!

Thanks for setting me and the world straight about Dolly Freaking Parton! I am so much more enlightened now thanks to you two.
Again, too long. Didn't read.
 
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