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DIVORCE VS. MURDER
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> A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy
some cyanide."
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> The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
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> The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
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> The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll
lose my licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things
will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
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> The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.
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> The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you
had a prescription."
 

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LOL
 

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LOL, good one!
 

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Good one
 

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lol
i have a buddy that went through a divorce a few years ago. the other day he tells me. "you know, if i'd had her killed, i'd be out of prison by now."
 
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