[Topfun99]

I have a shop vac that works great. But I went to the store last night and bought a brand new vacuum cleaner for inside the house. It was the most expensive model - I wanted a good one!

I unpacked and assembled it per the instructions. Looked around and realized it was defective and I have to take it back.

It didn't come with a woman to operate the dang thing!!!!!

 

[Matt Hill]

You think the vacuum is expensive...

 

[luckylogger]

Rent a woman is what you need. They're located in the Phillipeans. Be sure to get a satisification warrenty and return box.:smt076

 

[skipnay]

You think the vacuum is expensive...

That's what I was thinking!!!

 

[fastback536]

Rent a woman is what you need. They're located in the Phillipeans. Be sure to get a satisification warrenty and return box.:smt076

Play your cards right and you might find one that will even cook your breakfast in the morning :smt081

 

[55chevy383]

You think the vacuum is expensive...

LMAO!!

 

[da kid]

Problem solved!!
http://www.bustoutmaids.com/States.html

 

[cowbay]

You think the vacuum is expensive...

Lol

 

[Flatblack79]

I see what you did there

 

[302man]

Yea....I know what you mean ! I goto the janitor supply house now. They seem to have good products there and service what they sell.

 

[dieseldr4]

Lmao!

 

[Stroker-Porsche]

 

[pro382d]

Does anybody remember when Ford built vacuum cleaners?
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it was the only thing they ever built that DIDNT suck.