[NOT_SLOW]

How many stupid customers do you run into at your workplace that are stupid or retarded?

 

[FroDaddy]

Well this guy called the body shop today and asked for my dad..He has been calling everyday around 12 for the past 2 or 3 days while his pos van is there...So today i said he usually goes to lunch from 11:45 to 1:15 everyday..He says "ok what time will he be back" :shock:

 

[Duff Daddy]

yea I work for a chrysler dealer...we get some good ones. The best though is when I ref Ice hockey games..... old mens leauge... they are the true phuck sticks.

 

[Donnyman]

None really, I've been pretty lucky for the last thirteen years!...
Most of my customers are pretty cool and I try to take the time to explain things to them in a way that they can understand!...

I weeded out the VTEC guys years ago!...

 

[mc0311grunt]

too many stupid customers

 

[Colt]

Wait, there are smart ones?

 

[Blown Camaro]

Them: "I need a part for my car."

Me: "Okay. What kind of car do you have?"

Them: "Mercury"

Me: "All of them?"

Them: <silence>

 

[71Monte]

A customer is a customer, good or bad. As long as they're comin' to my shop, I'll listen to what ever you gotta say!

 

[68novabbc]

I work at Autozone at college, Thursday two different people called in wanting to know if we sold snow chains... (1.5" of snow in Kentucky). Also, once had a guy go completely ape because we didnt sell light-up exhaust tips.

 

[81scrambo]

There this one guy that drives a malibu and works at the GM Janesville Assemble Plant.....what a phucking nut... says he's not_slow...but one would have to question that.

 

[Mach1Marauder]

How many stupid customers do you run into at your workplace that are stupid or retarded?

Not really stupid..............uneducated is a better term.

 

[Mach1Marauder]

A customer is a customer, good or bad. As long as they're comin' to my shop, I'll listen to what ever you gotta say!

Yup!

 

[irationalnational]

A customer is a customer, good or bad. As long as they're comin' to my shop, I'll listen to what ever you gotta say!

X2

 

[Bluenoser]

I went to a guy's house a few months ago, because his DSL wasn't working. I asked him if it ever worked, and he said no.

I go to his office, and the freakin' modem is still sealed in the box it was shipped in! I unbox it, plug it in, and try to keep a straight face as I say, "There you go, all fixed!"

 

[justin1795]

we dont deal with customers but some co workers and most the saloried people make up for it.

 

[sickboystang]

yea I work for a chrysler dealer...we get some good ones. The best though is when I ref Ice hockey games..... old mens leauge... they are the true phuck sticks.

X1000000000000000000000 Soccer:

 

[Monty Mikho]

How many stupid customers do you run into at your workplace that are stupid or retarded?

My business depends on peoples ignorance.

 

[superchargedv8]

guy calls in: what time do u guys close?
desk: at 8pm....(its 7:50)
guy: ok ill be their in 15 mins for a quick alignement

 

[Cmitchell]

Customer: Do you sell a hood for a ford?
Me: What make and model?
Customer: I dont know, but do you have them?

Another call the next day,
Customer: Whats the difference between between the factory steel bumper and the fiberglass ones you make?
Me: several pounds and ours are lightweight glass
Customer: Will it protect me if I hit the guard rail?
Me: Nope
Customer: Can you make me one extra thick? I want protection!
Me: I'll make it any thickness you want if you have the money.
Customer: How about 1 inch?

 

[4IDhatch]

I work at a Ford/Toyota dealership i get cussed everyday for parts being exspensive