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How many stupid customers do you run into at your workplace that are stupid or retarded?
 

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Well this guy called the body shop today and asked for my dad..He has been calling everyday around 12 for the past 2 or 3 days while his pos van is there...So today i said he usually goes to lunch from 11:45 to 1:15 everyday..He says "ok what time will he be back" :shock:
 

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None really, I've been pretty lucky for the last thirteen years!...
Most of my customers are pretty cool and I try to take the time to explain things to them in a way that they can understand!...

I weeded out the VTEC guys years ago!... ;)
 

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Them: "I need a part for my car."

Me: "Okay. What kind of car do you have?"

Them: "Mercury"

Me: "All of them?"

Them: <silence>
 

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I work at Autozone at college, Thursday two different people called in wanting to know if we sold snow chains... (1.5" of snow in Kentucky). Also, once had a guy go completely ape because we didnt sell light-up exhaust tips.
 

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There this one guy that drives a malibu and works at the GM Janesville Assemble Plant.....what a phucking nut... says he's not_slow...but one would have to question that.:p
 

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I went to a guy's house a few months ago, because his DSL wasn't working. I asked him if it ever worked, and he said no.

I go to his office, and the freakin' modem is still sealed in the box it was shipped in! I unbox it, plug it in, and try to keep a straight face as I say, "There you go, all fixed!"
 

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Customer: Do you sell a hood for a ford?
Me: What make and model?
Customer: I dont know, but do you have them?

Another call the next day,
Customer: Whats the difference between between the factory steel bumper and the fiberglass ones you make?
Me: several pounds and ours are lightweight glass
Customer: Will it protect me if I hit the guard rail?
Me: Nope
Customer: Can you make me one extra thick? I want protection!
Me: I'll make it any thickness you want if you have the money.
Customer: How about 1 inch?
 
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