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> I want to make sure I understand this correctly:
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> IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
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> YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
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> IF YOU CROSS THE UNITED STATES BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
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> 1 - A JOB,
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> 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
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> 3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
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> 4 - WELFARE,
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> 5 - FOOD STAMPS,
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> 6 - CREDIT CARDS,
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> 7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
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> 8 - FREE EDUCATION,
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> 9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
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> 10 - A LOBBYIST ON YOUR BEHALF IN WASHINGTON,
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> 11 - MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
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> 12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT IN THE UNITED STATES.
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> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION.

 

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One of the reason's everyone wants to come here + this little saying " Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,,,TLW.
 

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The politicans need to loosen up on their firm grip they have between their legs and get the job done. That we can all live nice and peaceful again.
 
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