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Anybody else have one living in your home?

My grandmother just asked me if I had shot my wad for the evening. I know she has no idea what she is saying but i'm still horrified that those words came out of her 85 year old mouth...
 

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Maybe she wants to help you..


with age comes experience, bro. go get you some
 

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Thats funny as hell.Old people are cool as hell.

Im sure she was asking if you shot your shotgun tonight.But we both know what she meant.lmfao.
 

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Thats funny as hell.Old people are cool as hell.

Im sure she was asking if you shot your shotgun tonight.But we both know what she meant.lmfao.
I think that is actually what she meant but holy fuck balls...she does come up with some gems though
 

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Maybe she's getting senile, forgot you were her grandson and thought maybe she'd let you shoot a load in her?? :p
 

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In old people talk, it means; spending all your money on a fun night out.

Get your mind out of the gutter!
 

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My grandmother was always the coolest/smartest person I've ever known.....really miss her. She lived with us for the last 4 years of her life.
 

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Maybee granny wants a pearl necklace
 

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Maybe she's getting senile, forgot you were her grandson and thought maybe she'd let you shoot a load in her?? :p
You nasty mother fucker lol...but i'm afraid she is because this morning she didn't realize that putting a paper towel in the toaster was an awful idea
 

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Did you just exit the bathroom with a smile on you face?
 
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