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When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
 

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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris
 

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero
 

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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
 

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Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
 

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
 

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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
 
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