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>> > Christmas Story
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>> > "Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
>> > He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
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>> > Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
>> > I have a good mind to scrap the whole works !
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>> > I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
>> > Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
>> > The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
>> > The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight
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>> > Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
>> > Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
>> > And just when I thought that things would get better
>> > Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
>> > They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
>> > Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
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>> > And the kids these days--they all are the pits
>> > They want the impossible--Those mean little shits
>> > I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
>> > Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
>> > I made a ton of you yo yo's--No request for them! ,
>> > They want computers and robots..they think--I'm IBM !
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>> > Flying through the air...dodging the trees
>> > Falling down chimney's and skinning my knees
>> > I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
>> > I"ll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
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>> > There's no Christmas this year, now you know the reason,
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>> > I found me a redhead.
>> > I'm going SOUTH for the season!
 
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