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Sitting in the driver seat, key in my hand, car won't start no matter how hard I will it to.
 

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Fuckit!

Make some toast
 

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That's the remote, mash the start button half way between the steering wheel and the radio.. Does it have a radio?
 

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Fuck that. Took me a full 15 seconds to get his fat ass in the trunk.
If he's in the trunk, lite your torch and heat the floor pan of the truck till it gets red hot, or the screaming stops whichever comes first, trust me it's fun as hell.
 

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If he's in the trunk, lite your torch and heat the floor pan of the truck till it gets red hot, or the screaming stops whichever comes first, trust me it's fun as hell.
Where's that dude giving torch lessons at?
 

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Just piss yourself and enjoy that warm feeling :)
 

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