"I created something really fucking ugly! And invested way too much money into it with no chance of ever being able to sell it and recoup even a fraction of the cash! So I'm hoping to trade it to some idiot for either a late model fully loaded SUV, or a classic musclecar, something that's normal! Secretly I know that nobody else is as dumb as I am! But maybe there's another dumbass out there just like me! Please call! Thanks!"