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So last night a group of us are watching the season Super Cross kick-off and the topic of sex comes up.

One of the guys mentioned something I'd not thought about.

1. Men wake-up every morning thinking they have a good chance of getting laid that day.

2. Women wake-up every morning and start keeping score if you are going to get laid that day. You are graded on everything you do: Leave the toilet seat up, leave a dirty dish out, not put away clothes, don't feed the dog, or pee on her in the shower ;)

Everything gets scored, with some it only takes 1 demerit and you're not going to get laid,others it might be 3 strikes and you're out. But one way or another you're getting scored.

I'd not given it that much thought before, now I'm wondering :confused:

I must be allowed 4 strikes in a day then ;)

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Yes I was married to a cunt…many do that…it sucks
Now I have a cool chick that gets horny just lookin at my car books
 

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Yes I was married to a cunt…many do that…it sucks
Now I have a cool chick that gets horny just lookin at my car books
She's a KEEPER !!
 

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I def. get scored, and I'm limited to certain days of the week and only so many times a week:smt093 I'm soon gonna have to get a girlfriend, and the bad part is I'm not sure she's gonna mind, it will take the pressure off of her so I'm not chasing her around begging all the time. I can't be the only bastard around here that does shit around the house just for the hopes of get'n some extra ass once in awhile:smt076:smt076
 

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I have heard of this before...All I would say is get the fuck out if you dont like it. im getting some or get the fuck out lol
 

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Mine doesn't keep score, I do. I keep score each time I am denied. Three strikes and yer out!!!! Five years together and it NEVER gets to three. I made it very clear from the beginning, it won't bother me one bit to step out and get some if I am not getting any at home. She understands that and agrees that it is important. If she didn't understand that, she wouldn't be the right woman for me.

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I have heard of this before...All I would say is get the fuck out if you dont like it. im getting some or get the fuck out lol
Hey I miss your old sig line pic :(

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Damn it I feel you ... my girlfriend is on 24/7 I come home lunch time to hit it .... sorry boss long road test.... hahahaha
 

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I had one like that for a bit; told her "if you won't, one of your friends will" Pretty much solved the problem.
 

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X2, sometimes a pecker just needs a rest.:D
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