Official Cactus Dealer
Anybody ever have some fucked up family members that you just knew would wind up in jail? My wife got a call from her mother last night about her cousin. Turns out he was locked up last week. Hes always been the type to just barely get by. too lazy to keep a job was homeless for a few years and just really didnt give 2 shits about doing what he needed to to survive. Always expected someone to take care of him. Anyway back to the jail part. Turns out this little tinkerbell was locked up on charges for assault with intent to commit sexual penetration..... on a 13 year old......boy. My wife is losing her shit cause he is the only member of the family that didnt disown her when she let out the dirty family secret. The silver lining in all this is he is already gay so he will have no problem being the cell bitch. Feel free to share your stories about fucked up family members.