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This one has been around for a while:

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.

The blonde driver eases it over onto the

shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of

the car and opens the trunk.

She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds

them and stands them at the rear of the

vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike

cardboard men are in trench coats exposing

their nude bodies and private parts to

approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled

and backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives.

The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the

blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,

'What's going on here?'

'My car broke down, officer' says the woman


'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard

pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.

'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde.

'Those are my emergency flashers!'
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