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When I got home last
> night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
> expensive....
>
> so, I took her to a gas station.....
>
> And then the fight started....
>
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> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office
> to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for
> my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and
> realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very
> sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman
> said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly
> silver hair. She said,
>
> 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
> me' and she processed my Social Security application.
>
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
> experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have
> dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

> And then the fight started.....
>
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> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
> kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
> she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
> 'Yes,' I sighed, She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to
> drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
> hasn't been sober since.'
> 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person
> could go on celebrating that long?'

> And then the fight started.....
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> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
> alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
>
> You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed
> and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't
> believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at
> me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
>
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

> And then the fight started.....

Chuck L.
 
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