[Monty M]

Damn I was at the store today and I sware this girl was 16 YO!!! She was over 21 when they checked her ID for beer!! WTF!!!

 

[Jimmy Biggs]

I used to be able to guess an age within 6 months.....now I can't get within 6 years :roll:

 

[Monty M]

Damn I am getting old!!

 

[7DMACH1]

Wait until you're my age!!!! :shock:

 

[Monty M]

I'll never make it that long!!! :shock:

 

[Ken Cooper]

Went to dinner last night with the neighbor folks. They have a 22 year old daughter that went with us as well. We all ordered drinks before dinner and the server asked that old question " can I see your ID please" Thought I was going to fall off my chair laughing, I haven't heard that sentence in years!
Not to mention that when the server was threw with her ID I asked if I could see it. She said sure and handed it to me. I promtly said wait this ID is fake, the server said "what" and I said it has to be fake because her weight is only 100lbs and thats a lie!
I got hit for that one!

Four Rum & Cokes later I still didn't get IDed LOL!

 

[Fat Daddy]

Monty, don't worry you will know when your old....your balls will hang to your knees. Now you know why I don't wear shorts.

 

[Monty M]

So I'm still safe with them hanging in the toilet!! :-D Damn that water is cold!!!

 

[Fat Daddy]

Just remember to stand before you flush. If not you end up with nuts that feel like you played teather ball with them.

 

[Monty M]

Now you tell me!!! :roll:

 

[jdhacker]

Everyone under 30 looks like a kid to me lol.

 

[Boosted Bullet]

I can't tell anymore, I'm just glad older women are looking good to me now. (Like 50's, not 60's or 70's😃)

 

[carlb]

Everyone under 30 looks like a kid to me lol.

You're not very good with thread posting dates, either.

 

[JJB]

No, you are not getting old.

You got there, years ago.

 

[TotalledFRC]

I was asked for my ID buying dip the other day. I’m 44! I couldn’t help but laugh when the guy said “damn you’re 10 years older than me”

 

[Lickity-Split]

Wait until younger girls start being friendlier to you.

It's not because they like you, they just see you as someone their dad's or grandfather's age.

You've become a kindly old man to them.

 

[FRANKTHECRANK]

I was never good as guessing ages,...but as far as young girls,...I think the opposite than the OP. I think they look older than they are,..not younger. When my daughter graduated from high school, (already about 8 years ago),....those girls looked like they were graduating college.

 

[oletrux]

My doctor is younger than my oldest grand daughter........

 

[66SatBB]

So I'm still safe with them hanging in the toilet!! :-D Damn that water is cold!!!

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[66SatBB]

I was never good as guessing ages,...but as far as young girls,...I think the opposite than the OP. I think they look older than they are,..not younger. When my daughter graduated from high school, (already about 8 years ago),....those girls looked like they were graduating college.

Funny you say that when my oldest daughter graduated from 8 Grade she had a girlfriend that looked **** she had just graduated from High school my daughter told me she went to the bar and never got carded and she was only 15