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A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up
and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait... Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind.
 

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Hahahahahaha! That's pretty good. I was starting to wonder where to find a woman like that, but now I know I just need a bottle of whiskey.
 

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You can have as many bottles at the same time as you want, and they don't get jealous!
 

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Oh geez...........................LOL!

Well I guess I would have to agree, it's whiskey, cause a real woman wouldn't put up with half the shit some of you men dish out, so all you can get is that bottle :smt110
 
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