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One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"

God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."

So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"

"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"

"I did that Adam so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"

"Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."
 

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BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!;)
 

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I can see trouble looming ahead...
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

This old engine makes it on time,
Leaves Central Station 'bout a quarter to nine,
Hits River Junction at seventeen to,
At a quarter to ten you know it's travlin' again.

Driving that train, high on cocaine,
Casey Jones is ready, watch your speed.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

Trouble ahead, Lady in red,
Take my advice you'd be better off dead.
Switchman's sleeping, train hundred and two is
On the wrong track and headed for you.

Driving that train, high on cocaine,
 

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Original Version....

oh man..that was from the ERA bra burnin' era...!..LOL..

this is the actual..original version...:


One day God noticed that Adam looked so very dejected...

God asked him..
What is wrong my child...?

Adam replied...
I don't know..there just seems to be something missing from my life..

God replies..
I have the solution...I will give you a mate..
she will cook for you..clean for you..she will be beautiful beyond your wildest dreams..
and she will satisfy all your physcial needs...

Adam says..
That sounds great..!..but..wait..
what's it gonna cost me..?

God replies...
an arm and a leg...!

Adam asks..
what can I get for a rib..?

and now ya know ..!!
 
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