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An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years and there's something I have to know. In all those 50 years have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during those 50 years, but always for good reason."

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected, can you tell me what you mean by "good reasons"?

Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"

Henry said he recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"

Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didin't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge?"

"I recall that", said Henry, "and you did that to save my life so of course, I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

"Alright", Martha said. "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"
 

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Do you see how that works George? ....a good wife knows no boundaries when it comes to keeping her husband happy!!!!;)
 
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